Blogged to the Bone

by Janet Fogg

(Set to the tune “Bad to the Bone” by George Thorogood)

On the day that I should blog
The writers all gathered 'round
And they waited in wide wonder
As no posting was found
The editor spoke up
Said "leave this one alone"
He could tell, yes right away
That I was blogged to the bone

Blogged to the bone
Blogged to the bone
B-B-B-B- Blogged
B-B-B-B- Blogged
B-B-B-B- Blogged

Blogged to the bone

Wrote a hundred blogs
Before I wrote this
Write a number more, baby
Before I am through
I wanna be read pretty baby
By you and everyone
I'm here to tell ya reader
That I’m blogged to the bone

Blogged to the bone
B-B-B- Blogged
B-B-B- Blogged
B-B-B- Blogged
Blogged to the bone

I’ll make a rich reader beg
And I’ll make a good agent cry
I'll make an old poet blush
And I’ll make a new writer sigh
I wanna be read so badly
By you and everyone
I'm here to tell ya reader
That I'm blogged to the bone

B-B-B-B- Blogged
B-B-B-B- Blogged
B-B-B-B- Blogged
Blogged to the bone

And when I face my screen
Chapters must abide
As everyone I meet
I wanna satisfy
I wanna tell all you critics
Well ya see I write my own
I'm here to tell ya reader
That I'm blogged to the bone

Blogged to the bone
B-B-B-B- Blogged
B-B-B- Blogged
B-B-B- Blogged
Blogged to the bone