Friday, December 7, 2012

Break Time: Holiday Sentiment/Tom Foolery

In spite of how self absorbed or goofy my friends think I am, there are many things that I truly appreciate. Most of them will surprise you…

Heat when I’m cold, good sleep, peanuts, my left ear (the right one is argumentative), family, laughter, teachers, honesty, funny noises, running water, children’s smiles, tears, high fiber cereal and laxatives, denim shirts, women, summer breezes, deodorant, windshield wipers in the rain, simplicity, music, naval lint, dogs, the sound of a motor, my imagination, nude jogging, fellow scribes, snow, my wit and gift for gab inherited from my father and mother respectively, dinkdoys, coffee, innuendo, math, cotton, silly ideas dressed in plaid suits and white shoes, beer, Lucasfilms, new socks, my robust whiskers, baby gouda cheese

And our friends who read the Rock!

May this holiday season be the best ever for you! Get that book deal!

Gusto Dave

P.S. The photo was snapped at Disney World while me and the family were standing in line for the Toy Story ride. A copy of the Chutes and Ladders game board had been painted on the ceiling.


Anonymous said...

Happy holidays to you. The local ski resort near where I live has a ski naked day every year. I just think that ain't right. There are parts that ought not ever run the risk of sun burn. I'll keep my running clothed. As for ears, I always try to stay impartial. Enjoy a break and some R&R.

Anonymous said...

Happy holidays to you, too, and I think I speak for myself and some of the others---we appreciate YOU, Gusto Dave! :-]