How many words do you type per minute? Listen for Hippie Man's answer to that and try not to laugh yourself silly.
I've had the pleasure of meeting Hippie Man (John Novosad) a few times. He's one of the best comedians, not only in Colorado, but in the biz. Enjoy this routine from the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. Friend him on Facebook for tons of one-liner chuckles. And of course, catch him live if you can.